When doing your chores while listening to music.

When doing your chores while listening to music.

(Source: sensualsinners, via cali-mind)

But… I thought my midget porn was safe.

But… I thought my midget porn was safe.

"Ayo, fuck this.
Are we dating?
Are we fucking?
Are we best friends?
Are we something
In between that?"

— Childish Gambino, “Heartbeat” (via liv-luv-laf)

(via solalone)

Classmate : What are you doing this weekend ?
Me : Oh ya know , the usual.

Classmate : What are you doing this weekend ?
Me : Oh ya know , the usual.

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014, via iknowyoumissmebae-deactivated20)

hooligain:

When the teacher thinks you weren’t paying attention and you get the question right

hooligain:

When the teacher thinks you weren’t paying attention and you get the question right

(via kids-forever-blunt)

helloryanholmes:

egotistically:

OMGGG I WANNA BE YOU

Seems chance is a little excited

Chance just put this guy’s pussy game through the roof.

(Source: benevolentblackgirl, via regularr-gambino)

if-love-is-all-you-had:

This will never not be funny!

if-love-is-all-you-had:

This will never not be funny!

(via sulfuricfeel)